Chelsea Can Get Back its 50 Million - And More.

So much has been talked about the last moment signing of Torres by Chelsea in January this year and that too for a freaking 50 million pounds, the English transfer record.  On the top of it, the poor guy has not been able to score since that day.  Obviously he is under tremendous pressure to perform. So much that Ancelotti plans to rest him in a match where there is high probability of him scoring.  But fear not, a solution presents itself.

It is simple – if someone paid Chelsea a pound every time Torres tries to justify his move from Anfield, or every time he provides an explanation about how he needs to settle down in the Bigger city and Bigger club, Chelsea would easily earn more than 50 million, even before this season gets over.  Obviously Torres has more than 50 million reasons for both. Chelsea and Abramovich can make lots of money through this. If he scores any goals, that would be a bonus.

But who would pay? There are lots: there are the gun-makers in London who would pay if Nando mentions how he is practicing shooting with Cole, even if he does not mention an air rifle yet.  Then there could be those boy scout clubs who would pay every time Torres talks about the Big time camaraderie that he enjoys at Stamford Bridge. Big Ben could pay him every time he mentions the word “bigger”. Both United and City could pay whenever he talks about how he dropped the idea of a move to Manchester due to his loyalty to Liverpool. I am sure, since he has more than 50 million reasons lined up, he ought to have more than 50 million buyers for those reasons also lined up.

I am sure this strategy would reduce the pressure he is feeling and he would be able to score for CFC in future, as long as a Bigger club doesn’t come knocking.